Sunday, March 15, 2009

"RYAN NEEDS"

i don't do stuff like this often but this was funny...

i googled my name followed by the word 'needs 'in quotations (i.e. "ryan needs")


here was my 1st ten, directly quoted, and i added a few more for kicks...

Ryan Needs...

  • a bra
  • his "@$$"kicked (hard)
  • a Botox Intervention.
  • to put on some weight or buy new jeans
  • a shave
  • awnsers [sic]
  • support
  • to be fired
  • to recognize
  • a kidney

and other notables

  • a cell mate
  • to change his site once in a whil cuz he looks gay
  • $2 million for legal defense
  • to go

3 comments:

courtney said...

yeah...i've really been meaning to talk to you about that bra thing...

Danny said...

Dude. I have two kidneys. Just lemme know!

Ryanimal said...

We're friends on facebook through the Ryan Fitzgerald group, but I just wanted to say that I, too, need these things, and found it out about a month ago. Epic.